Charlie's Angels or English Padayappa?

Well..the other day I was so bored that I did something really stupid...I watched the grand daddy of all girlie movies...Charlie's Angels-Full Throttle....And I was laughing my head out...

It turned out to be the worst thriller ever produced...In fact..it stood a contender for movies in the likes of Carry On England and Three Stooges...I could not help laughing at the anorexic Cameroon Diaz or Lucy Liu or a comparatively healthy Drew Barrymore...

I have never watched any of Rajni Kaanth's movies...though I should admit.i have seen some fight sequences of the super star when I was flipping channels...and Charlie's Angel's reminded me of SuperStar himself..only this time...it was not one but three damsels...all flaunting their assets and making any high school boy drool...

For one...it was like the most extraordinary thing to do...like bashing up the baddies...
Besides...their most basic attire is as solid as gold...what with their beautiful brassiers made of bullet proof material...why would anyone want a bullet proof bra anyway...and the best part is...the baddie always aims at the boobs...very convenient...well an inch higher and it would have got the angels off guard....they would have bled to death..but then again...Charlie cannot be made sad you see...

Well...i thought it was only our super star who can jump from one building to the other...ride a dirt bike as well as a pro... ride the high waves on a power boat...drive the fastest car on the earth...do some bob sledding on the asphalt...fly a copter...and run up the wall...and do some tight rope walking to evade the gun toting bad guys...in fact...it was so very childish of Drew to tell her ex lover baddie to drop the cigarette lighter...And she did a routine the true Arnie style...The thingie he did in True Lies after ...I think it is one true arnie moment...and when all this was done...she makes a grand exit doing Michael Jackson's moon walk...in fact if Mike had seen it...he would have fallen off his rocker and died...

And...these gals had the fighting skills of Yokozona,Bruce Lee,Jackie Chan and a little bit of Bud Spencer...hmmm they were pretty impressive...I wish we had these Angels protecting our neighbourhood...A little bit of karate...a little bit of Taekwandoo...a little bit of Kung Fu...and some monkey tricks...hmmm and they dance seductively too...

Now...what was Matt Le Blanc(Joey) doing there...Maybe he was auditioning for a big role...lol...and the biggest mystery still remains...who is the guy who gives them orders via a rusty old speaker box...If I were a super hero...I definetly would not take order's from a speaker box...sitting comfortably on a couch...hmmm but then...who can blame them...

As for our super star...he still rules...well I only wish he could team up with these Angels...at least he would learn to dance well...not shake his hips like he has a nasty sprain...lol...somebody teach him to groove...