Thursday, March 23, 2006

The Secret Lives of Men in Power...

This is by far the best thing I am ever gonna say ;-)

Today I was in library as usual...and then came my good friend Marawa...now dont ask me why the name is so weird... Well we exchanged pleasantries and then we hit upon a conversation that turned out to be a very interesting one...

It was about politics...now I am not very much into politics...I usually call it the poly-tricks... But what I love is the scandals...of those big wigs who make news...and make it to the headlines almost everyday...

But then I would not like to be so ruthless to the contemproary politicians and so i'd rather talk about the ones who have left us all for their heavenly abode...

The conversation started with Hitler and with psychiatric illness...of course with my friend Marawa around...who is a psychiatrist...that would be the topic of conversation invariably...well did anyone know that Hitler suffered from Parkinson's Disease...The fact is...he did...and that is one big reason why he used to have tremors in his hands...

But at least that was a lot better than Benito Musslini...the big man who shook Italy...he was one of the biggest play boy politicians ever... sadly enough he was busted by partisans when he was fleeing with his favourite mistress...I do not wish to add a comment about his gruesome death...It can be depressing...

And the list went on and on but It would be wise of me if I press the profanity buzzer and censor the rest of the conversation because I do not wish to talk of any person who is living...Now...so a huge beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep....

And now back to the ones who are dead and gone...and this is the most interesting part...Now how many of you know about he disease Syphilis... well for those of you who do not know what Syphilis means...it is a Sexually Transmitted Disease...and it has got a lot of stigma attached to it...and here's the best part...But then before I go any further I want to have a small quiz...

1.Who was the 1st Prime Minister of India?
2.Who had a secret relationship and love affair with Lady Mountbatten that lasted for 10 years after she left India?
3.Who died of Syphilis?

The answer to all the above questions are one and the same....It is our good old Chacha Nehru...ewww....the 2nd one was bad enough..the 3rd...gross....

Now here is something that would top it all....

Did you know...our man...the Mahatma was a great sex expert.

In the 1920s, Gandhiji had started resting his hands on the shoulders of young women during his morning and evening walks. He affectionately called Manu Gandhi and other girls his “walking sticks”. The next step on the same road was his elaborate daily massage, performed by young women.

The massage was followed by bath with presence of a woman attendant almost essential. Sushila Nayyar was the usual fixture on such occasions. She would take her bath at the same time. On such occasions Gandhiji would keep his eyes closed to save him embarrassment. Gandhiji has given a graphic description of the bathing ritual in his own words after it gave rise to “bathing gossip” among the ashramites.

The further step on the road was the ritual of young women sleeping next to him, close to him, or with him. What started as a mere sleeping arrangement became, over time, an exercise to obtain the nirvana state of perfect brahmacharya. Gandhiji was brutally truthful about his “experiment”.

He shared information with his closest associates, knowing the world would come to know about it.

And in 1946 Mahatma Gandhi, publicly confessed that he had been taking naked girls to bed with him for many years--to test his mastery of celibacy.

Now...ain't this a juicy piece of information...

I still dont know why he is called The Father of our Nation... ; )

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