The Brits...Crazy Brits...

I wonder why...but ever since I set my foot down here in UK, i have been going ballistic about the Brits...UK is a really weird country. This is a country that hates the Yankee way...

But then,talk to any Brit and though they would say they hate the Yankees and the French...they would always book holiday tickets to the Big Apple or to Paris.

How hypocritic can the Brits ever get....The Brits would swear by their queen that they do not like US of A. But then they would secretly wish they had been in America...

The song they listen to...is from US of A, in fact the Chart toppers are always American Bands...and they watch only American movies...they eat Burgers,American Style....

But then the best part is...they would not say what the Americans say...What the Yankees call Fries...the Brits call Chips...and what we Indians call Chips...these Brits call Crisps...And what Indians and Americans call Pants...the Brits call Trousers...If you come to UK and say you would wear your new pants for your birthday party...then trust me...the whole of UK would come crashing down on you...laughing...because...pants here mean UNDERPANTS...

Now why am I cribbing about the Brits...because...they are so stupid... the only thing the brits love to do is gossip about friends,neighbours and celebs... In fact,Britain is bereft of the Prudes...and all we find here is a new generation of Tattooed,Drunken,Doped youth who thrive on vulgarity and profanity.

Even the Queen is immune to the whims of the new generation... All this country has to offer is Sleet, Frost, Snow and Hail.

If You are Irish...then you would love your beer and your horses and would go to Cheltenham for betting on horses...and down 10 Pints of Beer on St.Patrick's day..Which incidently was celebrated yesterday...

If you are a Scotsman...then you would love your Kilt and your beer again...

The common factor in British Isles is the Drink...no wonder UK has become the binge capital of the world...Mr.Blair,are you listening?