Captain To The Rescue...
NASA always comes up with some good news...but this time around it has come up with some real bad news... It is something that can turn your tummy topsy turvy....
The Orbitting Eye in the Geo-Stationary Orbit has come up with startling evidence of a meteorite heading towards the earth...It is estimated to crash into the earth in the year 2019... and the picture released by the NASA is here below....
Now...this is indeed a disturbing news not just for us commoners but also for the ones who preserve the peace and quite of the earthlings...This is when the people around the world needed some super hero...NASA considered so many different theories on how to anihiliate the rogue meteor before it wreaked any havoc...
Everything came to dead end...And then they sent an sms via the good old RPG Mobile to Superman....But unfortunately though there was no network coverage in Planet Kryptonite. Batman said it was not a job for him...he was busy proving that he had no gay relationship with Robin.
Spiderman was too busy hanging upside down and kissing his girl friend who was stuck to his cob web for several days.
Now...Shakthiman could have been called to the rescue but then he had some problem with Hutch...Maybe NASA thought Shakthiman used Hutch....the fact is...he never uses Hutch...He Uses BSNL Mobile...
Now...NASA did not know what to do...that's when Shewag's mother called up NASA and said they could try Reliance users...and she said...Kar lo dhuniya mutti mein... It seemed like a good idea for the scientists who unanimously agreed on sending an SOS to all the Reliance Users...
But in another part of the world,oblivious to what was happening around him..our captain was trying desperately to get into his new pair of jeans...to impress the students of his college...and to show them he encouraged modern way of dressing...and he heard a buzz and it was his mobile vibrating like crazy.
He rushes to see if Rosa had sent him an sms...now dont ask me who Rosa is...to know more...read my previous blog on an all star cast movie...But then it was actually an MMS from President Bush... Bush was pleading for someone to save the earth... Now our super star kicks into action...he gets out of his jeans and dresses up for the occassion...His new blazers and boots...and rushes off in his private jet to DC...and then he is given last minute briefs...i mean briefings...cos he was already wearing his briefs...And off he goes streaking into the stratosphere...and then...a loud bang in the air...
By now the whole world is aware of what is happening and they send media men into space...Doordarshan,the first pay channel in the world*...is the first to catch the action live...And what they see is quite unbelievable...Its our Captain again and he gives one might kick that blows the meteor into pieces...And here is a never before released picture of our captain kicking some meteorite butt...
Hope we have our cappy to diffuse all the tough situations...
NASA always comes up with some good news...but this time around it has come up with some real bad news... It is something that can turn your tummy topsy turvy....
The Orbitting Eye in the Geo-Stationary Orbit has come up with startling evidence of a meteorite heading towards the earth...It is estimated to crash into the earth in the year 2019... and the picture released by the NASA is here below....
Now...this is indeed a disturbing news not just for us commoners but also for the ones who preserve the peace and quite of the earthlings...This is when the people around the world needed some super hero...NASA considered so many different theories on how to anihiliate the rogue meteor before it wreaked any havoc...
Everything came to dead end...And then they sent an sms via the good old RPG Mobile to Superman....But unfortunately though there was no network coverage in Planet Kryptonite. Batman said it was not a job for him...he was busy proving that he had no gay relationship with Robin.
Spiderman was too busy hanging upside down and kissing his girl friend who was stuck to his cob web for several days.
Now...Shakthiman could have been called to the rescue but then he had some problem with Hutch...Maybe NASA thought Shakthiman used Hutch....the fact is...he never uses Hutch...He Uses BSNL Mobile...
Now...NASA did not know what to do...that's when Shewag's mother called up NASA and said they could try Reliance users...and she said...Kar lo dhuniya mutti mein... It seemed like a good idea for the scientists who unanimously agreed on sending an SOS to all the Reliance Users...
But in another part of the world,oblivious to what was happening around him..our captain was trying desperately to get into his new pair of jeans...to impress the students of his college...and to show them he encouraged modern way of dressing...and he heard a buzz and it was his mobile vibrating like crazy.
He rushes to see if Rosa had sent him an sms...now dont ask me who Rosa is...to know more...read my previous blog on an all star cast movie...But then it was actually an MMS from President Bush... Bush was pleading for someone to save the earth... Now our super star kicks into action...he gets out of his jeans and dresses up for the occassion...His new blazers and boots...and rushes off in his private jet to DC...and then he is given last minute briefs...i mean briefings...cos he was already wearing his briefs...And off he goes streaking into the stratosphere...and then...a loud bang in the air...
By now the whole world is aware of what is happening and they send media men into space...Doordarshan,the first pay channel in the world*...is the first to catch the action live...And what they see is quite unbelievable...Its our Captain again and he gives one might kick that blows the meteor into pieces...And here is a never before released picture of our captain kicking some meteorite butt...
Hope we have our cappy to diffuse all the tough situations...
A video grab of Captain kicking the meteor to kingdom come...
* Doordarshan is the first pay channel in the world...They pay people to watch their programs...
posted by Ben at 7:05 PM
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