Hotel Kerala-phonia by the Yeagles?

It is NOT a typo...it never is...
Hotel California is one of my all time favourite songs...it still is and it will be forever...in fact it is one song i learnt to play real well on my guitar before I broke my guitar in style...

But then what is here down below is something I am sure you will enjoy to the core...and well it is something for laughs...hope u like it all...am so sorry about the poor quality of the midi though...I could not get any decent background score to accompany this post and so please do not mind the jarring notes...

Now let me not take the thrill out of the song now...here goes...ladies and gents...this is Hotel Kerala-phonia... a great night out for our Nair...enjaaai...

On the road to Trivandrum

Coconut oil in my hair

Warm smell of avial

Rising up through the air

Up ahead in the distance

I saw a bright pink tube-light

My tummy rumbled, I felt weak and thin

I had to stop for a bite

There he stood in the doorway

Flicked his mundu in style

And I was thinking to myself

I don't like the look of his sinister smile

Then he lit up a petromax

Muttering "No power today"

More Mallus down the corridor

I thought I heard them say

Welcome to the Hotel Kerala-fonia

Such a lousy place,

Such a lousy place (background)

Such a sad disgrace,

Plenty of bugs at the Hotel Kerala-fonia

Any time of year

Any time of year (background)

It's infested here

His finger's stuck up his nostril

He's got a big, thick mustache

He makes an ugly, ugly noise

But that's just his laugh

Buxom girls clad in pavada

Eating banana chips

Some roll their eyes, and

Some roll their hips.

I said to the manager

My room's full of mice

He said,

Don't worry, saar,I sending you

meen karri, brandy and ice

And still those voices were crying from far away

Wake you up in the middle of the night

Just to hear them pray

Save us from the Hotel Kerala-fonia

Such a lousy place,

Such a lousy place (background)

Such a sad disgrace

Trying to live at the Hotel Kerala-fonia

It is no surprise

It is no surprise (background)

That it swarms with flies.

The blind man was pouring

Stale sambar on rice

And he said

We are all just actors here

In Silk Smitha-disguise

And in the dining chamber

We gathered for the feast

We stab it with our steely knives

But we just can't cut that beef

Last thing I remember

I was writhing on the floor

That cockroach in my appam-stew was the culprit,

I am sure

Relax, said the watchman

This enema will make you well

And his friends laughed as they held me down

God's Own Country? Oh, Hell!

Schumi Stalemate...

It seems like ages ago when I actually started to blog...and here I am...after a real long break...

Actually,I was not in hiding...as many thought...lol...I was not hibernating as well...cos it is not winter now...in fact it is quiet on the contrary...the sun is baking me alive..

About the Schumi stalemate...the less said the better...because the more i think about it...the more irritated I am...one thing is for sure though...Michael is Now Not the Champion...and he has lost a very valuable fan...Me...

I came to a point where I stopped watchin F1 all together...in fact I put up my Silverstone ticket up for grabs on E Bay...and guess what...No one even wanted to buy it to add to my misery...

Alonso...my man...is gonna be the Champion of this season as well...and I am a new Renault-Alonso fan...if you think I am doing Schumi's image some damage do let me know and I am all ready to justify my actions....